Today, I am young. Today, I am alive.

lutho-x:

sweeterthancyanide:

will probably reblog this for the rest of forever

(via chewing-on-rocks)

unicornsareappropriate:

barackfuckingobama:

barackfuckingobama:

omfg my Mom was just cutting a baguette and I snuck up behind her and gabbed the bread and ran and she was like “WHAT ARE YOU DOING” and I shouted “I’M 24601” and now I’m hiding in my room with a huge baguette what do I do

Update: I’ve built a barricade

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You are my idol

(Source: samandriel, via iamcleatus)

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

A woman can preach, a woman can work, a woman can fight. A woman can build, can rule, can conquer, can destroy just as much as a man can.

(via ilovetolaughlol)

so-many-feels:

deucebowl:

If I were a magic wizard I wouldn’t harm people when they pissed me off, I’d just put these really fucked up random curses on them, like every time they saw a school bus they would shit their pants, or every time someone said the word Thursday they would pretend they were a dragon for 20 seconds.

i think you would be a very good wizard.

(via consultingmoosecaptain)

nillawiffle:

lydiabutz:

I just really want to start a gym for geeks where you’d have to like run away from Daleks or GET TO ENGINEERING through some ducts or like compete in a Tri-Wizard Tournament or train with lightsabers and it would just be hilarious nerdy wonderful fun.

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